Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
iv come to dismantle the patriarchy
veup:
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
hey you
*pokes ur cheek*
you sure are cute
Holy shit, I wonder how many bells that’s worth
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
i love when rappers/singers go up to accept their awards and the first person they thank is god. like hmmm you wasn’t thanking god when you was singing about riding dick and poppin’ bottles
so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
